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Michael Bisping landed over 100 more strikes than Mayhem Miller at the TUF 14 Finale

Michael Bisping landed over 100 more strikes than Mayhem Miller at the TUF 14 Finale

Tonight, MMA math prevails. Next year, MiddleEasy will be instructing a course on the science and if you pass your final exams, you will be awarded with your very own diploma. See, you think we’re kidding, egh? Just you wait. If the earth can survive the Mayan apocalypse in 2012, you may be the proud owner of a MMA math certificate that you can proudly hang on your wall. Tonight, the scoreboards read: MMA Math – 1, Your Logic – 0. In fact, just stop thinking. Let me do it for you. Don’t worry, I have some time to spare before Cotto and Margarito starts.

The first thing you should think is ‘Holy wow, Michael Bisping completely reconstructed Mayhem Miller’s face tonight at TUF 14.’ I mean, if only we could be a fly on the wall in Nick Diaz’s house when he sat on his sofa and watched tonight’s fight. Granted, if I were a fly in Nick Diaz’s house — I would be high. High in the sense that I would land on his ceiling so he couldn’t see me — come on, what else did you think I was talking about? Granted, I would have to watch out for flying televisions being thrown off his banister, because that’s just how Nick rolls.

At the TUF 14 season finale, we witnessed an absolute cataclysmic event known as Michael Bisping’s fists over the face and body of Mayhem. Statistically, It was such a one-sided match that I feel the need to provide the FightMetric statistics from tonight’s main event. Props to Michael Bisping on a dominating performance, and hopefully we’ll get those Masters and PhD classes for MMA Math instituted into every university across the country in the next decade.

 

Update: In response to my comment that Nick Diaz is probably sitting on his sofa watching the TUF 14 finale, here’s what Nick said.

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