Quick, first person to answer the following question correctly receives $200 dollars in Middleeasy merch and nude photos of myself. What’s the most hyperlinked item in Middleeasy history?
“Melvin Manhoef vs. Cyborg Santos!” Gary LaPlante belted at the top of his lungs.
Gary is obviously flustered, his eyes darting across the room. He’s never won anything of this magnitude before. He’s always wanted naked pictures of someone to call his own, the cash prize was just a bonus.
Gary has watched Manhoef vs. Cyborg almost as much as he pleasures himself to Joanna Angel, which I’m sure if you know Gary, that’s quite a bit. He instantly became a fan of both fighters for the supreme violence they would display not only in that fight but throughout his career.
Gary was saddened by the discovery that Manhoef had gotten KO’d this weekend. Although he does thank Monstruito for showing him this video.
UPDATE: Here’s the full fight with the controversial stoppage straight from Combate:
Editor’s note: We think Gary just won naked pictures of himself?