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Lyoto Machida regains his Ninja status. Steven Seagal may take credit

Lyoto Machida regains his Ninja status. Steven Seagal may take credit

Holy wow!, Randy Couture just got a his teeth knocked out by Lyoto Machida via a Karate Kid style Crane kick! This marks the second time Steven Seagal has made his way to the Octagon™ with a member of Black House and they leave victorious via an incredible head kick KO. If any Canadian fans in attendance immediately screamed out ‘get him a body bag! Yarrrrrrrr!’ I commend you for your quick wit sir or madam, now let us have a moment of silence for Randy Couture’s career.

Props to the pioneer Randy Couture who began his career in an 8,000 seat arena in Augusta, Georgia at UFC 13 to 55k in Canada. Like a true superhero Captain America went out on his shield. Respect. I wonder what the odds are on him coming back if they offer him Fedor.

Update: It turns out Steven Seagal is some sort of MMA shaman, this straight from Machida Via his post fight interview:

“I feel very good because I trained it a lot, this kick”

“My dad taught me, Mr. Steven Seagal taught me also.”

Did you hear that? It was Steven Seagals hair gel expanding as his head grows bigger by the second. Deservedly so.

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