Life is tough as a kid in Brazil…even tougher when you go by Lil Nog. Bullies would throw cartons of egg nog at Nogueira and during lunch, kids would steal his milk and replace it with a cold glass of nog. Christmas time must have been horrendous for him. Antônio Rogério Nogueira (his brother goes by Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira. Confusing, yes.) will make his octagon debut at UFC 105 alongside our dude Demarques Johnson. We’re assuming the headliner for this event will be Bisping banging with Dennis Kang which should keep all the Manchester fans just drunk enough to not feel the cans of Carling being pelted at them from other fans. Manchester is a good place to accidentally step in vomit on a Friday night. So is Cardiff, but we can’t think of any welsh fighters that are in the UFC.
Lil Nog’s opponent is still yet to be determined. Dude fights at 205 so he’s already part of the deepest weight division UFC has to offer. He’s rocking a 17-3 record with wins from The Janitor (coolest nickname in MMA), Alistair Overeem (twice), Guy Mezger and Dan Henderson. He’s from the same Minotauro bloodline that breeds MMA champions and legendary double-hoved characters in fantasy novels. Lil Nog making his debut at UFC 105, even more reason to drop $59.95 to my satellite provider (wait, it’s on SpikeTV for free? Nice). [Source]