Shane Carwin doesn’t spend his Thursday nights debating on who would win a hypothetical fight between Green Lantern and Professor X. That in itself should make Shane Carwin a better version of most human beings. In a post-fight interview with MMAweekly, Frank Mir said Shane Carwin is actually a better version of Brock Lesnar. Yesterday on ESPN, Mir’s statement was regurgitated to Brock Lesnar who then said ‘If Shane Carwin is a better version of myself, then the fight is over in the first 30 seconds’. Brock then went on to follow up that statement by letting the world know that ‘he feels sorry for Frank Mir’. God bless America…and the UFC Heavyweight division.