Lamas’ leg lacks lacerations and large, looming, landings of loud leg kicks from a man who should move to lightweight. Likely lampooning and landmark launches of lower limbs were lost on lame lavishers of a lambasting, illustrious, Lord of Legs. Limitless and liberal strikes hit ligaments, alas little lingering of local lesions laid themselves upon the leg of Lamas, and lively and lofty likelihoods were not met. Likely, Lamas’ leg would “look like a loveseat in certain locations, LoL.”
Look, Lamas got labeled and loopholes were lost, he lumbered, but losing to lovable Lothario of leg kicks is a lopsided list of lusty looks at a lively and illustrious life in the cage.