It’s no longer Krazy Horse folks. It’s Kid Khaos and it’s disrespectful to use any other pseudonym. It’s like in the NFL when Chad changed his last name from ‘Johnson’ to ‘Ocho Cinco’ yet announcers still addressed him as ‘Chad Johnson’. Dammit, maybe I’m getting too worked up about this. It’s just that Strikeforce Los Angeles has turned from ‘Oh wow, I can’t wait to see this card’ to ‘I can’t wait to see this card (minus the ‘Oh Wow’). First we heard the news that Bobby Lashley would not be fighting Shane Del Rosario on June 16th, a fight that many people are saying Lashley is ‘ducking’. It was cool, the earth was still going to rotate regardless of who Bobby Lashley fought, and then the news hit last week that Lashley was off of Strikeforce Los Angeles with a knee injury. The earth stop rotating, volcanoes erupted and the hole in the BP oil leak became even larger. Today, the news broke that Charles ‘Kid Khaos’ Bennett is off of Strikeforce Los Angeles against his rematch with KJ Noons. Western civilization may never be the same.
Kid Khaos has been replaced with 8-3 Conor Heun who also lives in Hollywood, CA, probably next to me. In fact, I probably cut him off at the line in Starbucks and never even noticed. Take that Conor Heun. Nah, just playing. I’ll give you a plug to your site just to make things better between you and I. The last thing I want to do is piss off a dude with the last name ‘Heun’ because let’s face it, who else on this earth do you know with a last name ‘Heun’? Exactly. [Source]