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Karo Parisyan compliments Ronda Rousey then sort of burns her in this confusing interview, bro

Karo Parisyan compliments Ronda Rousey then sort of burns her in this confusing interview, bro

I would be lying if I told you that I haven’t seen Karo Parisyan roaming around Little Armenia last summer. Don’t worry, I didn’t go nationalistic on you guys. ‘Little Armenia’ is actually a part of Hollywood (right next to Thai Town) that is home to a host of Armenian restaurants and meat markets. In Little Armenia 90% of the women appear to be related to Kim Kardashian, which essentially means you can colonize and create an entirely new civilization on the surface area of their backsides. Whenever I see Karo Parisyan in Hollywood, I want to just tell him ‘Come at me bro‘ but I’ve yet to work out a contingency plan if he truly did come at me.

Check out this confusing Fightline interview of Karo Parisyan complimenting Ronda Rousey while simultaneously burning her.

“Ronda is a kid that trained with us for many years at Team Hayastan. The reason why Ronda is so good, is because Ronda was a cute little girl – she’s not little no more – but she was a cute little girl that trained with guys like us. She wasn’t training with other girls. Other girls she would beat up, so she would train with us. She would cry. I would yell at her, ‘Suck your lip up! I don’t want you crying!’ She would suck her lip up and continue on. She would cry so much during practice because we would push her. That’s why she became an animal in the cage and on the mat. She’ll destroy ninety-five percent of the guys I know in my life. It is inspiring, it is motivating, to see all these colleagues and these people that I’ve known come up and make something of themselves. It’s good. I’m really happy for her. I’d say she’s gonna beat anybody that they put her in with, just because I know how good Ronda is. She’s a strong girl. She’s really strong mentally.”

Wait, did we just find the MMA interview of the year just four days into 2012? My god this Karo Parisyan…

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