Michael Page fights like he memorized every fatality from Mortal Kombat. The last time we saw the UK fighter in the cage, the dude was pulling off moves that would even make Law from Tekken blush. Page is undoubtedly the greatest thing to come out of the UK since IAMX and it’s ridiculous that England’s ‘Ultimate Challenge MMA’ didn’t lock him down to a contract, which opened the doors for his Bellator debut this Thursday at Bellator 93. However, all props go to Bjorn Rebney for scouting out some of the greatest international talent in mixed martial arts. He keeps his ears to the streets, but unfortunately it makes the rest of his head look silly. The next time you talk to someone, imagine that person with no ears and you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about.
Bellator 93 also features Waachiim Spiritwolf vs. The Irish Hand Grenade Marcus Davis in a fight that will undoubtedly leave someone taking a spontaneous nap on the canvas. You can check out the entire card here and while you’re at it, watch this mico-doc of Michael Page below.