See, I’ve never heard of this ‘Drowning the Goose’ before. So at first, I thought this video probably wouldn’t be suitable for the site, or at the very least I thought this was an article Cat should be writing. Turns out I couldn’t be more wrong. Drowning the Goose is a fun, but weird game being played on a slip and slide that might be too dangerous for a UFC champion to be partaking in with this injury bug going around.
My only wish is that it was a real goose being taken by the neck and slammed. Geese are easily the most worthless animal on the face of this earth and I hate them. I hate them so much. They hiss and stare at you through you periphery and that is unacceptable. Just get out of the way. Why are you crossing the street so slow? Stop pooping.
Here is Jose Aldo scoring a goal I think.
You can watch the full competition here.