Before UFC 129, Bones Jones said that 50 Cent’s ‘God gave me style‘ inspired him to turn the knob on his training dial to ‘full force’. It was clear that God gave him something else, the ability to defeat Shogun Rua and be the youngest person to ever claim a UFC belt (that is, if you forget Vitor Belfort ever existed). After the bout, it’s abundantly clear that God is an MMA fan and she prefers Jon Jones. Sorry Rashad Evans, but it appears that God doesn’t appreciate you as much as she does Jon Jones. He may be a ‘swagger jacker‘, but when he does it, it’s officially approved by the all mighty.
I guess it’s ‘God’s plan’ for Jon Jones to be stalked and ultimately taken down by police attack dogs. It was God’s plan to help me install my new hard drive last night, and I thank her for it. All of those people starving in third-world countries can wait as long as my computer is operating fine — and Jon Jones is dominant in the light heavyweight division. Check out this clip of Bones training at a police academy in New York, along with being manhandled by a dog. Irony. [Source]
Update: In the process of publishing this video on MiddleEasy, the clip was set to private. It was pretty cool, but alas it is not there anymore. I’ve reached out to the creator of the clip to see if he can make it public for MiddleEasy.