Jon Jones plans to move up to heavyweight in two years

Jon Jones’ personal relationship with Jesus is rapidly approaching ‘drinking buddy’ status. It’s evident the son of God is a Jon Jones fanboy whether you accept it or not. Your acceptance is not a requisite for Jesus to wear his goofy ‘I died on the cross for Bones Jones to win the belt! or ‘Pride FC is dead, and I will never resurrect it!’ shirts. Look Jesus, take it easy with all the divine influence on Bones Jones. It’s 2011. We don’t call those miracles anymore, Jesus. They’re performance enhancements, and your divine intervention is illegal. Now that Bones plans on moving to the heavyweight division when he’s 26, let’s hope Jesus stays out of his dietary plans. Check out this MuscleTech video of Bones discussing his inevitable move to heavyweight.

Published on August 26, 2011 at 6:49 pm
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