I’ve never received a black belt, but if I did, I can only hope that one of my friends smacks me on the butt with it while I’m in the process of fully mounting my teammate. That’s the only way to be awarded the highest achievement in jiu-jitsu in the most heterosexual way possible. Props to Jim Miller on nabbing something that the rest of the world can only fantasize about on a Saturday night. Now continue to mow through the entire lightweight division and be sure to take pictures while you’re at it. Props to Chris G for the find.
