I hope we all live to see the day in which James Toney will host the Academy Awards. That’s not asking a lot, it really isn’t. Just stick the dude in front of a microphone with an audience of millions and after his two-hour rant about how he’s an expert ‘death warrior’, they could get on with the award show. If James Toney jacked the mic from Taylor Swift, it would be followed by a lecture on how Beyonce Knowles will never be able to take him to the ground. Scientists should separate the brains of Wallid Ismail and James Toney so that each person gets a half of the other’s brain. That’s the only way trash-talking can truly elevate to the 4th dimension. Fighthype.com caught up with James Toney regarding Randy Couture’s request to be Toney’s opponent in his MMA debut and this is what he said:
Randy Couture, he respects my game like I respect his game. He’s the best at what he do in his sport; I’m the best at what I do in my sport. We gonna see who has the better style and everybody know it’s James Toney. If he tries to throw blow for blow with me, he definitely gonna get knocked out. That’s a given, you know what I’m saying? If he tries to take me to the ground, it ain’t going to be easy, you know what I’m saying? He’s still gonna get knocked out. Either way, it’s a lose-lose situation for him
More importantly, let’s get back to this hybrid Wallid Ismail/James Toney Frankenstein that we theorized earlier. Somewhere deep within his incoherent babbling there’s bound to be some groundbreaking knowledge. Actually, maybe not. I’m sorry to get your hopes up high like that. My bad, I apologize. I did the equivalent of lighting a bacon scented candle in your living room. False hopes ftw. [Source]
