For everyone that’s new to the MMA scene, then you’re probably unaware of Alistair Overeem’s infamous ‘Dutch Bathroom Brawl.’ Get some marshmallows out and sit around the camp fire for this story. If there isn’t a preexisting campfire, crumble a bunch of paper and create one in your trash can. Don’t worry, it’s worth violating your city’s fire ordinance for.
Alistair and his brother Valentijn (apparently all Dutch people have names that could rule third-world countries) were hanging out in a nightclub, taking a break from reducing the human population with their right fists and needed to relieve their bodily fluid. The two strolled to the bathroom but they didn’t have enough change to pay the bathroom lady, who I’m assuming is in charge of customer-to-urinator match-ups. She’s like the restroom Joe Silva, however there’s a small fee that needs to be paid every time she finds a clean toilet. Alistair told the lady he didn’t have any money but he really needed to use the facility. He then told her when he’s finished, he’ll get a few euros for her. The urinator match-up lady wasn’t having it, so security guards got involved. Normally, one security guard could handle the situation but as you already know, Alistair Overeem is the end result of Voltron. What hasn’t already been said about Alistair Overeem that hasn’t been said about Hiroshima? Six security guards surrounded the Overeem brothers. Alistair decided to leave, but his brother Valentijn was still in the restroom arguing. In an instant, someone started throwing fists, Alistair ran back in and — well here is the direct quote from the story: “Three security guards dived onto Valentine and brother Alistair wanted to go back inside to help his brother. This resulted in five security guards in the hospital.”
The information extracted from this interview conducted by Amsterdam Heavy suggests that Alistair Overeem is now playing a role in an upcoming film of a bouncer who gets into a fight inside a Dutch nightclub. Irony, you’re so ironic. [Source]