While you were busy doing your second day of P90x, Bob Sapp was getting some Japanese soccer mom in shape with his ‘Beast Beat!‘ dance exercise DVD. Nothing says ‘Dance’ more than a 330lber telling you to do the running man while touching your toes. Imagine the look on your roommate’s face when he opens the door and sees you doing a synchronized dance exercise with your boy Bob Sapp. You’ve probably seen our gallery of Impact FC in Brisbane, Australia so you’re familiar with the upcoming Impact FC Sydney card that’s headlined by Ken Shamrock and Pedro Rizzo. This information is not news to you unless you have some genetic predisposition to instantly forget material you’ve just read.
MMAJunkie talked with Bob Sapp today who announced that he’s been pulled off the Impact FC Sydney card because his plane ticket is too expensive. Actually, the greatest part of this story is the fact that Bob Sapp was in Bulgaria shooting a new Conan the Barbarian movie. Bob plays the role of Ukafa, a war hardened leader of Kushite tribesmen from the savannas of Kush. Ukafa is Khalar Singh’s second in command, jealous that Singh’s son, Fariq, will one day be warlord. Don’t sit there and act like you didn’t know that.
Impact FC did not release a statement regarding the matter, but Bob Sapp wants to let everyone know that ‘he’s not going to allow anybody to screw him over’. MiddleEasy will try to get to the bottom of this story, only if that bottom is lined with rows of candy corn and caramel. Just kidding, we actually will contact Impact FC to see what’s going on. We know people, and they all have Australian accents. [Source]