For storytelling purposes I’m just going to put this out there: I don’t have cable, satellite, or any way of watching MTV or any other music channel or whatever. I don’t listen to the radio and I don’t keep up with the tabloids. All I really know about in this world anymore is MMA, Fantasy Football, videogames and dogs. In short – I needed my wife to explain to me who Katy Perry was when I found out she was going to be in a special edition bundle of Sims 3. Turns out she’s a pop star type.
A few months later I’m at my apartment’s crappy little gym on the elliptical machine, getting my cardio on, when a faux mean mugging Katy Perry flashes onto the TV set in front of me, dancing impressively, as she’s decked out in Army regulation clothing. Honest to God, my first thought upon seeing this was: ‘Tim Kennedy will not be pleased with these fancy dance moves’. My second thought went to his world famous Thai Shrimp Pizza.
It turns out that in an American Tale, Fievel sort of way Tim Kennedy was somewhere out there looking and judging Katy Perry as I was, except it seems he’s intimately familiar with all of Katy Perry’s music videos. Now, our resident chef and number one contender to the Strikeforce middleweight title has a rebuttal for Ms. Perry’s take on the Army.
Ladies and gentleman, Tim Kennedy and Ranger Up present to you: Tim Kennedy performs ‘Part of Me‘ by Katy Perry.