If the UFC had Mortal Kombat style fatalities, Nik Lentz would be like Jeffrey Dahmer

Since the release of the new Mortal Kombat game has everyone talking about finishing moves and fatalities, I have to say Kitana is my girl. She is most like me out of all the Mortal Kombat chicks. From throwing things at people, to delivering a friendship style finish with a birthday cake or  turning into a naughty mauling bunny–Kitana and I are kindred spirits. If this was Mortal Kombat Armageddon I’d want to be her-the leader of the fighting chicks. Sindel, Jade, Sonya and Li Mei would be my back up harem girls in our quest to take out the forces of Darkness. OK, maybe not take out the Darkness, maybe just maul him it into submission. Anyone who stands in our way would get the Kiss of Death fatality-especially that imposter Mileena- spontaneous implosion for that Kitana wannabe.

The Joe Show Radio had Nik Lentz on recently and threw out a question to him asking what his fatality would be if the UFC had them. Nik Lentz says he likes Sub Zero’s fatality best and then kind of goes a little Jeffrey Dahmer on the show host with his fatality description. Listen:

Published on April 21, 2011 at 3:39 pm
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