If Rampage Jackson picks on you, it means he loves you

Remember the time that bully stole the Dunkaroos from your lunchbox and there was nothing you could do about it? Rampage has four children, and they’ll never have to experience that. All three of his boys have the middle name “Rampage” and his daughter has the middle name ‘Page’. That’s pretty much like being born with a cloak of invincibility. With computers in every classroom, all a bully has to do is type ‘Rampage’ into youtube and urine will stream down their legs. Any move Quinton Jackson’s offspring makes will render the same response these fans get from Rampage’s car horn.

Published on August 24, 2010 at 2:14 pm
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