I like going to Burger King when I feel like I want to be part of a monarchy. They should make ‘Burger Democracy’ and wire tap the customers and blame it on 9/11. I never get involved in politics, unless it deals with burgers. In that case, I’m pissed. I’m pissed at the entire burger establishment and the Styrofoam containers they use. It’s as if you have edible, wonderful goodness surrounded in a shell of inedible stuff that is used to make office supplies. In theory, the fast-food hamburger is the modern day version of a walnut.
Hamburgers are the new walnuts.
Someone put that on a shirt and give it to me so I can rock it in Hollywood, California. People will instantly think I’m making some political statement, but in reality I actually believe walnuts operate on the same mechanics as hamburgers and the Styrofoam boxes that contains them. I should probably tell you to watch this video of Ricco Rodriguez vs. Glover Teixeira that went down today at ‘MMAAD – MMA Against Dengue’ in Square Peacemaker in Duque de Caxias, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. It’s also important to note that without Sherdog, I would not have been able to copy/paste that obscure location. If you want to know more about my idea of a ‘Burger Democracy,’ just ask me on Twitter and I’ll probably retweet your tweet in an elaborate plot to endlessly confuse everyone on my Twitter timeline.
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