This is a 100% accurate description of my experience watching this INSANE knockout by Kollin Reuter last night, broken down moment by moment.
Opening seconds: Aspect ratio fail! Hold your phone sideways! Why can’t anyone learn this crucial skill?! It’s not even a skill. Anyone can hold their phone sideways. Why don’t more people hold this knowledge about aspect ratios? L2FILM.
One minute in: I’m skipping to the fight.
Two minutes into the video here we go. Let’s see what’s up.
Two minutes, thirty-five seconds in: HOLY ******* **** WHAT THE ****!!! WHOAAAAAA!!! If I could make the asterisks capitalized I would. I lean back in my chair, hit my desk, spilling my coffee everywhere, the dog wakes up from my screaming and starts barking and running around. The spill is creating about 20 coffee waterfalls off my desk, now the dog is drinking the coffee. I get on my knees to stop him from lapping up the caffeine, coffee is pouring down my chest, I’m on my knees pushing the dog away.
I lean up from my knees to watch the knockout again.
HOLY ****! I wrote this entire article on my knees, covered in coffee, with my dog barking at me. It was worth it. Whoa!!!!!
