Hey you guys, War Machine is selling his kidneys on eBay

Last night if you were like me and had to share the responsibility of watching your drunk friend as he barreled through the fairgrounds of Disney Land before nearly getting arrested, then you probably missed how War Machine auctioned off his kidneys on eBay. In between Joe Rogan’s tweets (twats?) about him gobbling up Chicken and Waffles and Michael Schiavello’s occasional twittering (twatting?) about how cheesy American sitcoms are, War Machine decided to auction of his bodily organs starting at $50,000. After trying to sling his sperm to willing lesbians, War Machine auctioned off his kidney on eBay and then started to go on a near hour long rant about why he hates the USA. What a silly and unnecessary Friday night.

Published on March 13, 2010 at 9:09 am
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