Hey, we’re not finished grossing you out. Check out what was removed from Mark Munoz’s elbow

How many people would know what a purple horseshoe looks like if Lucky Charms never existed? Sure you could go up to a horse, but good luck yanking its foot up. If you manage to accomplish the task, what’s the chance the horseshoe is going to be purple? Extremely small. Yeah, I pose questions and then answer them in the same paragraph. I also like my purple horseshoes next to green clovers that are soaked in milk. A marshmallow horseshoe can only exist in a universe inside a cereal bowl. I can’t imagine anywhere else that it will be accepted. Mark Munoz wouldn’t stand for it. He comes off as a guy that would take a bowl of Lucky Charms and intimidate a purple horseshoe until it turns into a green clover, and then question the worth of every marshmallow in his cereal bowl. Damn, that’s a ridiculous introduction to these post-surgery pictures of the bone fragments that were floating in Mark Munoz’s elbow — but those things look like friggin’ marshmallows! It’s like Mark Munoz had an Easter Egg hunt entirely localized inside his elbow and the doctor found every single one. Amazing.

Published on January 20, 2012 at 7:00 pm
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