Raise your hand if you can still buy a ticket to the UFC. No seriously, raise your hand.
I’m guessing you’re not going to raise your hand because you think I’m trolling you, or maybe you’re as broke as the rest of us and you just can’t afford the tickets. Whatever your reason, you’re every bit as unable to attend a UFC event as Randy Couture. You guys could start a club along with all the blacklisted people who streak at sports stadiums across the country. Together, anything is possible. You could create amazing artwork, or inventive flash-mobs, perhaps even start your intramural recreation center. It’ll be a blast! Each week, you could gather around the TV as a group and watch your cult-leader, Randy Couture, alongside Greg Jackson, Joe Warren, and Frank Shamrock in their new roles as coaches of Spike’s new MMA reality show: “Fight Master.”
To be honest, I don’t really know much about it – I planned on watching this video all the way through just like you folks will as soon as I posted it on MiddleEasy. Rules of journalism say that’s silly; that I should have watched it first then written some sort of brief description about it… But if we didn’t break the rules, you wouldn’t come to our site and click on all the colorful links, so that’s how we’ll continue to operate. Besides, I’m hungry, and the video is like 23 minutes long. Ain’t nobody got time for that before lunch.
Thanks to MMAFighting for the vid.