It seems there is some crazy old school tradition in quite a few countries that today is the day your girlfriend is allowed to propose to you guys. I’m sorry to scare you all like this-but it’s better to know the danger you might be in for today then not. So, consider this a friendly public service announcement from MiddleEasy.com: Please if you live with your girlfriend get out of the house now. Go into work early. If you don’t work- just make up some story about having to go help your grandmother move furniture all day or make an appointment for an all day sleep apnea study. Whatever you do, just don’t go back to the house or have any contact with your girlfriend until after this day is over.
If you absolutely can not leave the house and are forced to be with your grilfriend today, just play her this video of an always smiling Bendo hanging out and practicing Tae Kwon Do with some kids in Korea. Upon seeing this video she will probably fall in love with Bendo and forget all about her plans to try and trap you into a life of diaper changing, mini van driving hell afterall. As a matter of fact, in order to ensure complete success in avoiding an imasculating proposal of marriage from your girlfriend-just hit play on this video and run out of the house now.