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Guys, Jon Jones lost his cat. We need to help him.

Guys, Jon Jones lost his cat. We need to help him.

I wouldn’t wish losing a pet on my worst enemy. Actually, yes I would. I would wish that as long as I knew the pet would end up in the hands of a loving and caring family. Some call me a sadist, I just believe in justice. Schopenhauer style. But still – this is important. Jon Jones has lost his cat, and for whatever reason, I believe that Jon Jones is likely a good pet owner, so we need to crowdsource this ****. 

If you donate $1000 to us, MiddleEasy will purchase you a one way ticket to the ABQ, where you will be put on a task force to find Jon Jones’ cat, Mufasa. 

You will also be given an orange vest and fifty (50) flyers with a picture of Lion King’s Mufasa on it to pass out. All volunteers will be welcome at Jon Jones’ residence until the cat is found or six months has passed. Whichever comes first. We will accept Paypal.

Read more and see the news report.

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A few tips from the champ:

  • The cat is about 20 pounds, he’s a lot taller than the average cat, I mean if anyone sees him they would know right away that he’s not your typical house cat.
  • If see the cat, definitely don’t try to pick him up or pet him. He’ll probably hiss at you but if you see him just follow him and contact us.

If you have any information about Mufasa, please contact Ricky Kottenstette at 505-304-1790 or Greg Jackson. The reward is $1500.

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