GSP claims he’s too big of a nerd to attract a girlfriend

Having a French accent is an entirely unfair advantage when it comes to picking up girls. I have witnessed its unique power. Women flock to the French accent faster than my wife to a Forever 21 sale. There is something about the phlegmy dialect that women cannot resist. Looking back throughout history, the only dude not to get chicks with a French accent was Pepé Le Pew, and that guy stunk up every room he walked into. At least Pepé could spit some major game when push came to shove. Georges doesn’t have the hygiene excuse, it turns out he’s just a nerd and he can’t find a girl to talk science with. The reigning UFC welterweight champ recently spoke to ESPN and revealed personal information that would make for an excellent guest spot on The Big Bang Theory, check it out below.

“Seriously, I’m into paleontology. That’s the study of prehistoric life. I’m into philosophy. And psychology, too.” You know that the Tyrannosaurus Rex was found with feathers? Yes, feathers!”

“I don’t like to tell people that very much, but I am,” “I don’t really watch sports. I watch the Canadian version of the Discovery Channel. Ask me a question about the Jurassic period or the Cretaceous period and I probably could answer it.”

“That’s why most of my friends are not fighters. Most of my friends are nerds like me. That’s why I have a hard time finding a girlfriend. I need someone to talk science with. I’m married to my work right now. But you never know. One day I could wake up and just do something different. Life is so unpredictable.”

Rest assured Georges, even Pepé found love in that black cat that painted her back to look like a skunk and then covered herself in Limburger cheese. Your day will come. [Source]

Published on October 22, 2010 at 5:22 pm
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