Good morning, here’s the UFC: Japan weigh-ins you missed while you slumbered peacefully

Good morning. I was watching you sleep last night, you did that cute little thing where you snort while you’re dreaming. No, I didn’t make breakfast, but we can go to that mom and pop place around the corner and get those pancakes you like. What, you want to share? I don’t know. Just as long as it’s real syrup. Promise me it’s the real stuff, you know it has to be pure.

This is our life now. Thinking about breakfast at approx. 3:15 am EST as we stay up well past our bedtimes to see if certain men and women are at a specific weight in a singular moment in time before they fight each other for honor, glory and our entertainment.

Here’s the video of this morning’s weigh-ins, in which Mark Hunt made weight like a boss and Rin Nakai had lesser-beings gently take armor off her strong body.

Published on September 19, 2014 at 7:08 am
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