Georges St. Pierre says Nick Diaz’s smack talk won’t work on him because he can’t even understand it

So I got this really nice crystal ball from the thrift store yesterday and I thought I would use it to foretell what Georges St. Pierre would say in his black/white pre-fight interview that airs just before the UFC 143 broadcast. I can guarantee you that GSP will mention something along the lines of ‘I will be the best Georges St. Pierre that I’ve ever been and the worst Georges St. Pierre can beat the best Nick Diaz’. He will also use ‘He can’t handle my rhythm’, then the gladiator will appear on-screen, the hard-metal will blast through your television set, and you will run around your living room like a lunatic. I tried using my thrift-store crystal ball to predict what would be the outcome for the main event of UFC 143, but my neighbor thought it was a giant Gobstopper and tried to eat it whole. He’s dead, now. Death by crystal ball. He should have saw it coming.

Canada’s ‘Slam Sports‘ caught up with GSP to get his take on his upcoming bout with Nick Diaz, which is slated to go down at UFC 143 — that is if Dana Whitedoesn’t pull Diaz from the main event, again. St. Pierre doesn’t seem too stressed out by Nick Diaz’s smack talk because he can’t even understand it.

“I’ve seen it all from everyone before, if they’re trying to get into my head and make me fight a bad fight, it’s just mind games and it doesn’t work.”

“I don’t even understand (or) speak English very well. I don’t understand most of the things that (Diaz) says when he trash talks. I don’t really care.”

“I’m just going to focus on hurting him.”

In the infinite possibilities that can exist in this world, one of these is Georges St. Pierre being stalked by a UFOs and aliens are secretly controlling his actions. It’s not my idea, nor could I even invent something so esoteric. It belongs to a guy named Jon Kelly and he so vehemently believes it to be true that he created a twenty-minute documentary where he breaks down phrases from GSP, plays them back, and finds hidden messages of his ‘alien abduction’. Among these message is the absurd, ‘I’m mad, molest the ass’ which is apparently GSP’s way of saying that he was violated by extraterrestrials. Too bad these alien intruders still can’t convince Georges St. Pierre that he should not ‘be scared, homie.’  [Source]

Published on November 29, 2011 at 5:53 pm
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