When Forrest Griffin got Silvaed at UFC 101, everyone put on their robotic inspector gadget hats and speculated where he ran to. Immediately after the fight, dude left the entire arena and not even Dana White knew where he went. Ball buster extraordinaire, Rampage Jackson, claimed that he was kicking it in Hollywood and said Griffin was still running. Thanks to MMAFanouse, we now know where Forrest Griffin ran off to…and it involved your mom.
“This guy actually asked me a good question the other day, and this is a real story and I really like it: first off, he was very confrontational; I didn’t like him much to begin with, and he goes, ‘Hey, man, I have to know,’ because it’s his business to know, ‘why did you run out of the cage that night after the Silva fight?’ And I said, ‘Look, man, I haven’t told anybody, let’s keep this on the down low, but the truth is your mom was waiting for me in the back to suck my d***, and you know how good of a b*** j** your mom gives, so I didn’t want to be late for that sh**.’ And that’s pretty much the answer I give. I like that answer, so I’ll give that answer to everyone.”
Someone polish off that trophy and give it to Griffin for ‘Best Quote Ever’. [Source]