Following the Jennito Scandal? Surprise, you’ve just been trolled

This article has been filed under ‘C’ for ‘I can’t believe I just wasted three days of my life on this crap’. I want it back, all of it. I don’t care what it takes Tito and Jenna, bend the fabric of time and space for all I care. Thousands of people across the world have exerted sincere emotion towards your ‘turmoil’ and today you’re going to tell us ‘it was all a misunderstanding’? Come on guys. Just…come on.

I could be watching Sakuraba vs. Wandy on my DVR right now if I didn’t have to tell people that both of your allegations are bunk. Let me summarize what’s currently going on with ‘Jennito’ as quickly as possible so I can finish up this bowl of Fruit Loops before it gets to the point where the cereal gets spongy and the milk turns to that familiar ‘rainbow of tooth decay’ color. Shortly before Tito’s press conference, Jenna allegedly dropped the charges against him however after the Ortiz accused her of being addicted to Oxycontin, Jenna continued to pursue her prosecution of The Huntington Beach Bad Boy. Now, TMZ broke the news that Tito never hit her and the entire thing was one big misunderstanding.

Jenna, who accused Tito of injuring her during an argument, now tells TMZ, “What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in.” Translation — he didn’t hurt me.

As for Tito, we’re told he’s now backing off what he strongly insinuated … that Jenna is an OxyContin addict. We’re told Tito’s position now is that he found two OxyContin pills in a pair of her pants pocket and may have jumped to conclusions. Jenna says the pills were very old. And, as we first reported, Jenna tested negative for drugs this week.

Tito’s lawyer, Chip Matthews, tells TMZ the whole thing was “a big misunderstanding.”

Dammit Tito. Now my Fruit Loops really are soggy now. Thanks bud. [Source]

Published on April 29, 2010 at 7:43 pm
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