Fight Church, where Jesus Christ is the ultimate performance enhancer

I’m the type of guy who likes to see the yin and the yang in everything, so the existence of Fight Church only makes me want for a Satanic version of this documentary about a bunch of Christians fighting and and making a big deal out of it.

Vitor Belfort literally cannot walk a step without thanking God, and these guys think they’re special. Can’t blame ’em I guess, they’re programmed to think that way. That’s okay though, as long as this documentary has a few good fights…

Oh wait, yeah, so back to the Satanic version of Fight Church. Necronomicon Knockouts as my imagination likes to call it. Josh Barnett will be the head coach and whenever a fighter gets busted open, instead of a doctor coming in to check on the cut, a dark priestess steps into the cage to gather the fresh blood for the post-fight rituals. 


Published on April 4, 2014 at 2:30 am
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