500 years from now future archeologists are going to unearth Fedor’s sweater of power fully intact with the words ‘One sweater to rule them all, one sweater to find them, one sweater to bring them all and in the darkness bind them’ inscribed in some elvish language. When these archeologists wear the sweater. they immediately disappear and can see the eye of Sauron hanging off the outdoor sign of a McDonald’s billboard. Ariel Helwani caught up with Fedor shortly after the press conference yesterday to basically ask ‘What’s the deal with that sweater over there you wear…over there’. Props to the Genius of Onion for the photochop. [Source]
