Folgers Coffee is great, but the best part of waking up is knowing that you’ve done nothing to piss off Dana White. If we all lived on some primitive island, Dana White would be the volcano god everyone would worship in order not to anger. He would be the reason why people needed to have their hearts removed atop a limestone altar. Just take a look at his recent Twitter exchanges with some dude named RUSSIAandSERBIA. Dude is being trolled by a guy that refuses to push the ‘caps lock’ key and he still finds the need to respond to every one of his threats. That’s the type of dedication that will get you on ESPN radio so that you can go on a five minute rant about Fedor’s loss and James Toney vs. Randy Couture being a freak show. [Source]