Rampage is the last person I want to accuse me of stealing his food. That conversation would be limited to me screaming ‘NO’ followed by me handing over all of my lunch money to Jackson. Dude isnt called ‘Tranquil Jackson’, or ‘Passive Aggresive Jackson’. His name is Rampage Jackson and he rocks a chain around his neck like you wear that frat boy puka shell necklace. He doesnt wear his Hollister hat backwards and refers to everyone as ‘Bro’. No, Rampage rocks other people’s spinal cords to clubs and refers to everyone as ‘I WANT MY BELT BACK!’.
So Rampage sort of received his UFC 96 informal request of ‘Black on Black crime’ which is like MMA version of ‘I’m Rick James Bitch‘. I promise not to use it again, swear. It’s (somewhat) official that Rampage and Rashad Evans will be the two coaches of The Ultimate Fighter 10: Heavyweights. So if you’re like me, you brain is probably on the edge of implosion pondering the question of ‘If Rampage is fighting Machida for the title, who is Evans fighting?’. Well its been confirmed, that Rashad Evans will be fighting Lando Calrissian in a catchweight fight at UFC 103. Actually we have no idea. No one has any idea. Having Rampage/Evans coach TUF then to not have them fight each other is like traveling back in time and killing your grandfather, it collapses the entire time-space continuum (that’s my big word for the day). [Source]
