Looks like Dana was right, Fedor would lose if he fought in the UFC. The greatest thing about being on a constant loop in the dorm room of every college student is that ESPN has the power to change realities. Quantum mechanics holds very little weight on the sheer force that ‘Around the Horn’ has to manipulate the time/space continuum. Check out this screen cap of the world’s first UFC/Showtime/Strikeforce co-promotion. In the end, the Russians always win. [Source]