It’s a tumultuous day in the multi-verse, and I’m not sure how Matt Horwich would interpret the recent events in Japan through his holographic, dimensional-shifting sabertooth mind. It’s tough to even focus on an MMA event tonight when some of you are still calling your friends in Japan to see if they’re alright. Fortunately, the causalities from the cataclysmic earthquake are expected to be drastically low considering the apocalypse that was just tossed in the far pacific. If you want to escape from the stark tragedy of reality for a few hours, then you should watch Matt Horwich fight tonight at Shark Fights 14 which goes down at 10:00pm EST on HDNet.
If you don’t have HDNet, we’ve always held true that if you get on the phone with your local cable/satellite provider and threaten to toss a small, furry mammal down a really steep cliff if they don’t start carrying HDNet, then it usually gets the point across. The point, of course, that you’re a ridiculous animal killer. Shame on you. We advocate that you don’t do that, but if you do, don’t blame it on us. All fingers point to your repressed child hood, trust me.
Tonight, our cosmological buddy Matt Horwich fights Danillo Villefort in the main event of Shark Fights 14. In short, we will see what a 10th Planet black-belt can do against a Brazilian jiu-jitsu black-belt, which happens to be the god-son of Big Nog. Tara LaRosa vs. Carina Damm is also on the Shark Fights card. Save some money and stay in tonight. There’s nothing else to do this Friday evening. I’ve checked. Watching Shark Fights 14 is the greatest thing you can do tonight, and if you don’t believe me, then run away. That’s right, run away. Noob.