When Don Frye shaved his mustache off earlier this year, physicists had to abandon entire textbooks full of scientific theory since it was widely thought the universe couldn’t handle a mustache-less Don Frye. Regardless of galactic ramifications, Don Frye did shave his mustache off and the planet is still somehow revolving around the Sun. Perhaps this supports multi-verse theory in that there could be a universe out there that completely collapsed due to Don Frye’s mustache departing his face and thus destabilizing all there is.
Man, you MiddleEasy readers smoke entirely too much weed. You should cut back on it and watch this video of Don Frye breaking down UFC 175.