I don’t trust anyone that hasn’t tried to translate a Japanese newspaper advertisement on the fly at 2:00am on a Friday morning. The only thing I can get from this strange advert is ‘Dana White will work on the morning of August 2?‘. I’m not sure why this is groundbreaking news, especially for Japan. Those dudes built Nintendo. Surely Dana White working on a weekend isn’t that amazing. On the second line is written ‘Daro Joke?‘ which either means there’s a guy out there named Daro who’s trolling Japanese newspapers or ‘Daro’ is another word I cannot translate. Damn. We need Roxanne Modafferi to the linguistic rescue. Either her or a copy of Rosetta Stone. Whichever comes first. [Source]
