I just ate a jar full of cherries before I realized that I could have made a cherry pie with those things. Damn. My friends would have been impressed if I baked them a pie, but it’s cool. My friends don’t have high expectations. They’ll probably just be impressed that I ate an entire jar full of cherries. That’s an achievement. So is being the UFC heavyweight champion in only your fourth MMA fight. Brock Lesnar did it, defended his belt, nearly died and miraculously healed himself in just over a year. Screw it, I’m still impressed I ate an entire jar of cherries. In an interview with G4, Dana White says with what Brock Lesnar has done in his short career (4-1), he could go down as ‘the greatest heavyweight ever’.
“Yeah obviously we’re very lucky that he’s OK and he’s able to continue to fight. He’s a huge superstar for us, huge PPV draw and with what he’s accomplished in such a short amount of time, he could go down as the greatest heavyweight ever.”
Wow. Thank God Fedor doesn’t understand English. Well maybe he does, but he’s not too keen on speaking it. Dude communicates with his overhand right and Charlie Brown sweater of might. Talking is an antiquated form of communication for Fedor. He didn’t break from his tribe of cyborgs and travel back in time to give interviews. Dude is out to sever flows of consciousness, one heavyweight at a time. [Source]
