Last week my mom called to inform me that she bought a tray of Stevia plants at Wal-Mart because they were on clearance. I told her she could harness the power of Jesus Christ if she mixed Stevia with water and smoked marijuana accordingly. After she asked if I was intoxicated, I went on to tell her that if she teamed up with Dana White and placed Stevia in the ocean to make ‘Pure h20’, they could create even more beach front property to sell to the rich. I inserted ‘playa’ and ‘homeboy’ at the end of each sentence in an attempt to draw her deeper into the Dan Quinn vortex. It worked. She’s hooked on Stevia and has seen nearly all of Dan Quinn’s YouTube vlogs except this one.
Check out Dan Quinn’s new vlog where he suggests superglue may hold the key to the universe. [Source]
