Cyborg is officially single now, but she’s not ready to start dating yet. If you ignore the possibility that you might have to live with the fear of Evangelista Santos hunting you down and killing you for courting his (ex)wife, Cyborg would make an awesome girlfriend. We’re sorry if that reality-shock has ruined your day. We know a lot of you had a thing for Cyborg. Give it a few more weeks and send her some flowers if you feel like that’ll give you a shot; but do it at your own risk. Since testing positive for banned substances and subsequently being suspended for a year, Cyborg has been grappling and winning BJJ competitions pretty much wherever she enters. She has also been eagerly awaiting the moment that she’s allowed to legally punch Ronda Rousey in the head within the confines of a Strikeforce cage. January can’t come fast enough for Cyborg as she suggests in this interview with Marcus Kowal.