Colby Covington… does any name in MMA invoke more disinterested disdain?
This time MMA’s biggest douche bag isn’t spoiling Star Wars or Marvel’s Infinity War. Instead, he is desperately trying to sound cool by claiming to have had an orgy with three pornstars.
But, to no one’s surprise, but everyone’s comic relief, it turns out that was all bullshit.
After getting punched in the face as a spectator at Cam Soda Legends, Colby “Chaos” Covington had a bunch of photos taken with the ring girls. It’s been his new gimmick to be photographed and taped speaking in front of hot woman. They are trying to get you to believe there are humans alive who can tolerate Covington’s presence. After this photo with the Cam Soda Legends girls, Colby decided the pics weren’t enough. The people had to really know he fucked, if he was going to be considered cool.
Except it never happened. Yeah, shockingly Colby Covington is lying about hooking up with porn stars.
What a dumb idea. You can’t lie about having sex with a pornstar, because of course they will call you out on it, which Kelsi Monroe did on her Instagram.
If even the girl you pay money to pose in pictures with you think you’re a douche bag, you’re beyond redemption.
With this story I have reached peak Colby Covington. I am done with covering him or anything else her does. I had honestly been enjoying the bizarre shit show that his career assent has been, but now it’s just getting sad and pretty boring. So, I’m out.
Personally, I will boycott all mention of Colby Covington until the end of his fight against RDA at UFC 225. I will only refer to him from here on as Fighter A.
#BoycottColby
(h/t: Terez)
