It’s not called lying when NCAA Division I All-American wrestlers from West Linn, Oregon are involved. More along the lines of ‘cleverly elaborated stories’ that may conflict with a previous story. In the case of Chael Sonnen, we’ve encountered an earth-shattering paradox that may leave all of you scratching your head and subsequently questioning your own reality. This week, Chael Sonnen stated that he believed Lance Armstrong gave himself cancer due to his alleged use of performance enhancing drugs. Yesterday evening, Ariel Helwani caught up with Chael to see if he could ‘elaborate’ on his statements. The joke was all on us. Chael Sonnen said he never made those statements despite the fact that, well…he did make those statements. We even have the audio to prove it. Thanks to darkotto23 for the tip.