Chael Sonnen is still a contender, Anderson Silva is still the champion

Sorry Anderson Silva, that wasn’t the real Chael Sonnen. Just some dude with a Hispanic accent. We’ve all been trolled. It looks like you’re going to have to do all of that again, only with the real Chael Sonnen…the one that didn’t accuse Lance Armstrong of giving himself cancer.

Every stare-down, accusation, character smear, bizarre claim, smack-talk, sentence theft, unanswered verbal jab and general display of disrespect was answered in the octagon tonight and it was done under seemingly impossible odds.

After getting leveled via superhuman like ground and pound for twenty-two minutes, Anderson Silva found a way to triangle Chael Sonnen at 3:32 in the fifth round and submit your favorite conservative republican from West Linn, Oregon.

Threads will be created on message boards across the internet claiming Anderson Silva was exposed. People will insist that if Chael had a rematch with Anderson Silva, he would finally get the middleweight belt he ‘deserves’. What matters tonight is that Anderson Silva pulled off the win extending his streak to 12-0. People will continue to boo Anderson. That’s just an existential fact that we all must live with.

Anderson Silva defeated Chael Sonnen. That previous sentence was copy/pasted from July 15th 2010.

Published on August 8, 2010 at 4:44 am
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