If Brock Lesnar’s health status was a bar graph, it would look like an obstacle course from American Gladiators…the old-school American Gladiators. The one that had ‘Malibu’ talking about ‘the most excellent hit’ and ‘soaking up some cosmic rays with a brewsky in one hand and a babe in the other’. Just a few days ago, news broke that there was a good chance Brock Lesnar would be out for all of 2010. Everyone wept, people nearly drowned on the streets from the stream of tears and then Ron Kruck interviewed Randy Couture on Inside MMA and the dude said Brock Lesnar seems to be alright and will probably be back in the octagon this spring.
‘I spoke with Brock; I don’t think his career is over. I think they’ve got the issues he’s been having under control and he’s back training. I think he will be back in the Octagon this spring and ready to fight again.’
Damn. Brock Lesnar needs to be resurrected, permanently. None of this ‘coming back/whoops he’s dead/nah just kidding’ stuff. Love him or hate him…you still love him. Next week, Lesnar’s status may change but for this week we can all expect your boy to be shoving his forearm into someone’s face this Spring. [Source]