The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Brett Cooper’s Battle Beard doesn’t exist. Most of you still yearn for the follicle greatness of Cooper’s beard, which appeared to be an unsanitary Ewok baby resting entirely on Brett’s chin. Don’t ask me why he shaved it. I don’t have the answers you seek, although I am as disappointed as you. You could hide the meaning of life in that beard. One day, the reemergence of the Battle Beard will occur, and the world will rejoice by rioting in the streets and unnecessarily breaking into automobiles. Until that glorious day arrives, check out this interview of Brett Cooper letting us know how much it sucked to lose Alexander Shlemenko last month in Bellator.
