We’re just two days away from Sarah Kaufman’s first title defense and it all goes down this Friday live on Showtime. I’ve always firmly believed that you can never not call yourself an idiot if you intentionally miss live MMA on television for free. This Friday, that theory applies to Strikeforce Challengers: Del Rosario vs. Mahe, a card that should be called Kaufman vs. Modaferri according to the 135lb champion. Check out with Sarah Kaufman said on her blog today.
Cookies and man parts seem to be the 2 things that will get me on a main Strikeforce card…that and learning how to shake my assets http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miuv-GiAUok&feature=related I am currently the Strikeforce Women’s Welterweight Champion…yet I fought for the title on a Challengers Card. Now, I am set to defend said title against Roxanne Modafferi in just a few days – again – on a Challengers Card.
I know that it’s going to be a fun and challenging fight…and I always welcome that. Roxanne has been around the sport for a long time and will come game to fight; however, I need to take this fight and make a statement.
That statement will be: I deserve to be on a main Strikeforce Card because I am a talented, exciting FEMALE fighter at 135lbs! I will NOT eat a ridiculous amount of cookies to make 145lbs JUST for the opportunity to be on a main card and growing man parts… well that would just be ridiculous 😀
So was all of that just some elaborate dig at Cris Cyborg or am I completely missing the point? Regardless, I just don’t think scientists have developed a cookie (or any after-dinner dessert) that has the ability to magically make ‘man-parts’ appear. Well, that is until Nabisco hires Chuck Norris. [Source]
