Your favorite Goat Simulator game is now up for preorder

So… remember last week when we posted about a certain goat simulator ? Well it’s now officially for preorder on Steam, with new features such as licking, which you have the ability to lick things and have them stick to your tongue.

This game might have jumped the shark but it brings up some very important questions, such as what other simulators should happen? I personally would want a cart-pushing simulator. It may seem like it would be a simple game, but there’s a lot more to cart pushing than meets the eye. Such as what kind of carts you use — Target has notoriously rough carts to push, which is why their workers have a motorized cart pusher. Stop & Shop had metal carts which were quite heavy but easy to push because the weight gave them traction, the new plastic ones are light, therefore you can push more in a straight line, but they handle like a rented mule.

Somebody get on this, I’ll personally donate to my first ever Kickstarter if this happens.

Published on February 11, 2014 at 11:20 pm
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