If there are two things that I love in this world, they are Bioshock and food. I’ve attempted to convince people to feed me as I play Bioshock Infinite to no avail. They always end up thinking it’s some weird sexual thing. Don’t get me wrong, I would be perfectly okay being feed some shrimp while I’m laying some pipe, but that’s because I love them both as a solo activity. I’ve never tried tying them together and molding them into one but I have to assume that I’d be fond of it. I mean it can’t be that much different that petting Tardy while eating. In both intercourse with a man or a woman I am proving pleasure. Just like I am when I pet Tardy. I smell some MiddleEasy experiments!
If you aren’t in the know, Mega64 is the best comedy powerhouse that has ever graced the video game industry. I’m sure they eat while they lay pipe. Except it isn’t out of want, it’s out of need since they are too baller to sit down and have an actual meal. Time is money and money is laying some prime pipe.
So why not see what these powerful prime time pipe layers think of Bioshock Infinite.